onlyinsults
Not explicit. Just brutally honest.
DOGS · by Cezar Boicu
No filter. No mercy. 100% Cezar.
The first OnlyInsults vertical

Upload your dog.
I’ll roast both of you.It’s the least I can do.

I pick those special moments that deserve my personal attention and I turn up the heat.
You get your personalized roast video back by email.

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Upload the videoYour dog. Your chaos. Your evidence.
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I pick the momentsThe special ones that deserve my personal attention.
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Still think your dog is good?  Well, maybe you need to think again.
My friends say I’m too kind.  What do they know?
Nice dog.  Shame about the handler.
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Cezar Boicu with dog
DOGS · by Cezar BoicuWAIT TILL YOU HEAR
WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOUR DOG.
About me

I train dogs.
Diplomacy, not so much.

The short version: I’ve spent enough time around dogs and handlers to know that the dog is very often not the biggest part of the problem.

I’m Cezar. I take dog training seriously: timing, control, pressure, reward, handler mechanics, working dogs, bite work — the boring technical stuff that decides whether something actually works or merely looks impressive for eight seconds on social media.

That also means I notice the little things. The command you repeated five times. The reward you gave at exactly the wrong moment. The dog that apparently has “selective hearing” but somehow hears a cheese wrapper from three rooms away. And, unfortunately for you, I tend to notice what the handler did two seconds before the dog became “the problem”.

Most trainers are diplomatic with their clients. I seem to have misplaced that particular professional skill. OnlyInsults is what happens when the technical eye stays switched on but the polite filter gets switched off.

So no, this isn’t an online dog-training course. You come here for the roast. If the joke happens to expose something painfully accurate about your dog — or about you — consider that an fortunate side effect.

“Still think your dog is good?  Well, maybe you need to think again.”
“My friends say I’m too kind.  What do they know?”